“Day 4 with this new mooman. This mooman lady is overly obsessed with me and my baby. Constantly, trying to touch us both. Gross. The other animals here are clearly delusional. She speaks and they all start calling to her. She greets them all by names, that only such an odd being could give. I’ve seen the others let her touch them, as she coos how handsome they are and what good boys they are…..perhaps I’m witnessing brainwashed neighbors. I’ve heard her answer to Alicia from the other moomans around, while my fellow herd mates I now live with call her mom— personally I call her Glenda…..Glenda the witch. I’ve made sure she knows I’m not like the others and can’t be bought with lies and a sweet voice. Well, except today, honestly I think she might have used magic. Had to. It’s the only thing that really makes and sense. I was watching her as she headed to me, I took my normal stance of looking wild and started backing up….. She had that bowl, oooooooh that bowl—it’s been filled everyday with goodies that I love, so tasty. Anyways, Glenda set down that bowl and just sat there….waiting for me to walk up. Well I was hungry so I did. Grabbed me a bite or two —then I felt it. That Mooman was touching me!!!! She was gentle, even started scratching that spot I like behind my ears and horns. I felt all melty. So had to back up and think about this. I gave my best mean mug. I watched her lay something in the bowl and then she just sat there. I wanted some more of those good ole vittles, so I stepped back up and sniffed it. Was just a rope. Next thing I know she’s sliding that rope over my head and I realized she had caught me. She lead me around my stall and back to my favorite bowl, then just let me eat…..in peace. Baby boy was stealing snacks and trying to understand what had happened. That crazy mooman rubbed my sides and down my spine, even reach under me!!!! How rude! I showed her when she set down a bucket I was NOT having it. So I kept backing up. 😂😂 Showed her. She put the bucket back up and then oddly just gave me lots of pets, did that cooing thing-telling me how pretty I am, I’m a sweet girl…..that witchcraft was used until I was calm and didn’t flinch when she touched me. Then she took the halter off and gave me one last pat and said “we’ll try again tomorrow, you made a lot of progress already”. What’s that mean?! I was glad that she picked up all mine and baby’s poop, cleaned our water trough, filled it up and gave us some hay snacks. I didn’t agree to anything!! Glenda the good witch over there using magic tricks. Now she’s holding a baby rabbit and it’s going to sleep, even with the cat jumping up there next to it in her arms. What kinda place did I end up in?? Oh, the mooman said good night and she just left us all…..maybe those boys are right and she’s not so bad…..🤔 Witchcraft I say, witchcraft.”